Ive heard legends of the forend land of Brain damage ohh sorry i mean Rust.
I wise guy once told me. "Welcome to Rust. Today we are playing with Penis man and Willcum"
His name. Was Boopink.
>Spawns in
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Rust"
>Boopink gets headshot with AK
>Boopink Respawns
Boopink: "Ahh. Welcome to Ru..."
>A russian kid comes screaming by Boopink.
Boopink: "You motherfucker"
Its a safe place were russian kids can walk around and scream, pedos can meet their dream kid and player WILL get brain damage
Yeah i play rust, how could you te
The first thing you write to a girl on Tinder.
Its a mythical pickup line.
Girl: Hey ;)
Boy: Anal?
Girl: Im a guy
Boy: Jackpot!
A nice danish word to call you're wife/girlfriend when you really love her.
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