Eat a sandwich

Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich

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Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

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tear limb from limb

Either a disgusting way of murder, or to roast someone beyond their will to live. No matter which one you use, somebody's gonna be destroyed.

"Did that bitch just touch my celebrity crush?!?! I'm gonna destroy that slut if I meet her! The only acceptable murder is to tear limb from limb!!!" - 14 year old me at some point
"Did that rich kid just roast you?"
"Yeah, but I'll tear him limb from limb at some point."