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The feeling that something you're waiting for will never arrive.
I know my MacBook Pro is coming soon, but Waititis is setting in.
The act of masturbating so much that one's body literally runs out of semen. Possible only when one has a sufficient supply of pornography, Victoria's Secret Catalogs or, as a last resort, any picture containing the barest hint of boob, including Sunday circulars, e.g. Sears catalogs or K-Mart penny flyers.
That chick was so hot, I was losing fluid the entire weekend.
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