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Ozzy

If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.

Jimmy: So you going to Warped Tour this year?
Timmy: Hell yeah, man! I'm taking Ozzy!

Or:

Jill: OMG! Who is THAT? He's so AWESOME!
Tammy: That's Ozzy...

by SpamForSuckers August 22, 2010

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