Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

Hip

An outdated word that, when used to describe oneself, means the opposite of what its user assumes its meaning to be. Mostly used by older people in an attempt to be accepted by younger generations. Often used in conjunction with urban slang used in the wrong context

"Hey guys, YEET! What? That's not how it's used? Don't worry, I'm hip guys. I'm down with the millennials' lingo."

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