The god of all gods. Praised for his almighty powers and lively children. Legends tell his dick is 10ft.
A lethal weapon moms use to discipline their children or to just have fun wearing. Sandals are very comfortable but when on hand, can be as sharp as a cucumber's edge.
"My mom just threw a sandal at me" "oof"
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A way to deny or disagree something.
Girl: Do you want to smash?
Guy: No!