Goof

This word comes from the mix of two separate words; Gook, which is a derogatory word used to describe someone of Southeast or East Asian descent, and Poof, which is a derogatory slang which refers to a homosexual person.

(Imagine a situation where a group of people are playing a drinking game)

Man 1: Everyone who likes chicks drinks
*all men at the party apart from Jameson drink*
Man 2: Hey Jameson, why didn't you drink?
Jameson: Well, because I don't like women.
Man 3 to Man 1: I didn't know Jameson was a goof.

Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.

Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.

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