W-CN&P

Acronym for Wink, Cocky Nod and Point.

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

Acronym should replace LOL on Facebook soon.

My Dad just W-CN&P-ed me on Facebook, now I feel all ookie.

sodomint

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.

After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.

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eWhore

A woman whom your buddy meets from an online dating service, who you do not like.

So, you're blowing off your friends to go out with that eWhore again, huh?

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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

galosh

A latex device to keep you from a) getting that greasy skank pregnant b) getting crotch crickets from the greasy skank.

Just before I stuck my stanky hang down in the greasy skank, I put on a galosh.

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Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.

Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."

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Quadrasexual

A quadrasexual is somebody who will do anything, with anyone, for a 25 cents.

You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.