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When you bob for chunks of corn in a bucket of diahrea. Extra points for piece that end up in your nose.
"Mom We're all out of apple."
"Nose Diving is fun, try that."
6π 18π
When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.
That was some mighty fine clam icing!
14π 13π
Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock
"Dude I choked the shit out of her"
40π 14π
A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )
"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"
9π 45π
When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!
"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"
67π 97π
A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"
18π 16π
When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.
"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"
133π 71π