Alkaline Trio

What could you say other than "WOW"

Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys

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chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

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