chubrock

When you hand craft a stone or rock dildo and super glue it to the tomato mascot outside of Fazoli's and paint it bright pink so that little kids stare at it in envy.

"Look Mom a chubrock. Can I sit on it and you take a picture?"
"No, Billy, maybe when your older"

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"