table nine

The state of being unpartnered and wanting to be partnered. From the movie "The Wedding Singer"

"Table nine sucks major sword, especially around valentine's

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Chatty Carlos

a talkative man. Derived from a phrase in a sating-advice site

"I have so much to say. Oh, I am just such a chatty carlos tonight

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table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

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dashing caballero

A man who is a gentleman and caring toward his partner. The best thing a guy can be

"Shana's boyfriend is such a dashing caballero. Heblew off a night at the prizefights to keep her company at the hospital when her father had a heart attack."

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Zorro

For a male to appear out of nowhere and charm the socks off a lady

When Maralin met Carlos at the dance, she was majorly Zorroed

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Zorro

Same as a dashing caballero, a loving, caring male partner

My sister's boyfriend is such a Zorro. He even gave her his jacket to wear when she was cold

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lousy-mouth

To say nasty things about someone

I heard you lousy-mouthing me to your brother in law