Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

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Scrotie Handkerchief

A sexual act by which one participant blows their nose into the scrotum of their partner, causing intense pleasure. Typically performed while having a cold.

I'm out of Kleenex. Looks like its time for your scrotie handkerchief, babe.