incarcerolysis

1) Detachment from police custody by using a factitious medical complaint.

2) A condition where someone request immediate medical treatment only once being placed under arrest.

3)Similar to incarceritis/incarciritis.

The suspect wasn’t complaining of anything, until they were placed under arrest. Then, their incarcerolysis flared and they went to the hospital in the ambulance instead going to jail

bdu

"Brain-dead user" A term used by computer repair technicians to indicate that the only problem with a computer is the idiot trying to use it.

Was is bad sectors on the hard drive? Nope, BDU.

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irregardless

What numbnuts say instead of regardless.

Irregardless of what you say, I'm not a botard.

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choochie

The appropriate name to be given to a person acting like a chooch

Hey Choochie, quit fagging around around!

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