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A horrible singer. She thinks she's a hardass, but she's a cunt. No, you're not a rocker, you're a chach! She ruined the great Metallica's Fuel. People think she's hot too, but she isn't. And she has bad BO.
Avril sucks and blows. She is not a rocker.
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A group of like 13 no-talent assclowns who think they're hardcore. Their "music" sucks and blows. No, screaming and yelling is not music. The shitty, down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise, which is garbage.
Anyone who likes Slipknot is a RETARD.
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Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.
My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.
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The ONLY decent thing on that stupid ass channel called MTV. On during the late 80's through the early 90's. Hosted by a cool person named Riki Rachtman, he'd feature kickass metal. He actually knows what he talking about. There is a new version of the show, but isn't good, or the same as the old one, because today's nu metal blows.
The old Headbanger's Ball was cool because that's when metal was metal. Fuck MTV.
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The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.
There were 16 Nike Defense installations in the Detroit area.
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A white person who thinks he's black. Usually has a scrubstache, thinks he's a hard ass. Listens to shitty music. Loves those fat, nasty white hoes or mexican hoochies. Smokes too much, smells like smoke. Has a shitty or no job. Drives like a nig in a clapped out van or other shitty vehicle. Wears the worst clothes, doesn't know how to walk, talk or wear a baseball cap right. Dumber than rocks. Not going anywhere in life. Doesn't know how to hold/operate a firearm properly.
Ethan is a wigga who is from the burbs.
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Short for 106.7 The Drive, this is by far thee worst radio station in history. They claim to "Shut up and rock" when they really don't. Sure, they play alot of songs, but that's because they suck and aren't as good as Drew & Mike. Also, they play the gayest "rock" songs like that gay ass, pussy smashmouth song, phil collins, and the breakfast club bullshit. GOD! THAT'S NOT ROCK! Also, they claim to be "Detroit's official Motley Crue station" when the only Crue tune they play is Smoking In The Boy's Room, LAME. No fags, WRIF is Detroit's Motley Crue station because they interviewed Crue back in 1980 before they got huge! God I hate 106.7. Fuck those idiots!
Hehe, Gen X Mike on 106.7 The Drive and it's fans are a bunch of fags!
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