Rap Battle

Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.

Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*

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yo yo yo

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".

A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).

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Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee

"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki

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Evanescence

1. To disappear, like vapor.
2. A great band formed in Little Rock, Arkansas. Founders are Amy Lee (singer, piano) and Ben Moody (ex-guitar). Other band members are Rocky Gray (drums), William Boyd (bass), John LeCompt and Terry Balsamo (guitars). As of now, the primary songwriter is Amy Lee. They are simply a rock group, usually falsely mis-labeled as christian rock. This happened because a cover of Tourniquet (song originally done by Rocky's old band) appeared on Fallen. The words "God" and "Christ" are mentioned a few times, but that'a all they're mentioned in the entire album. The album was first put in Christian stores, then taken out soon after. Their best selling album, Fallen, has gone 6X Platinum.

Recently, their live album, Anywhere But Home, caused Wal-Mart to be sued becauseit was being sold in Maryland without a Parental Advisory sticker attached to it. On track five of the album, a cover of the song Thoughtless, originally by Korn, Amy Lee swears 3 times during the course of the song, sticking with the original lyrics. Apparently, swearing in one song on an album warrants a Parental Advisory, and Marlyand Wal-Marts cannot, by law, sell albums containing this.

Evanescence facts:

Rock, not Christian rock
Not a Lacuna Coil rip-off
Greatest band ever

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>.<

1: Used to express stress
2: Used to express embarassment
3: Used just to be cute
4: Bears a strong resemblance to Cartman

My girlfriend makes a >.< whenever she wants to be cute.

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Stop Sucking

A command, directed to those who suck, to cease their distateful actions.

Any Gangsta Rapper: bitches niggas and hoes, bitches niggas and hoes, i pop da popo cause im a pimp, fuk da po-lice
Me: Stop sucking.
Any Gangsta rapper: fuck you nigga, ima get ma cousing afta you, he gona poppa cap in yo'...
Me: shoots rapper in head with Five-seveN.

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Metrosexual

One who is straight, but appears to be gay in every way.

Link, from the popular Zelda series, is a metrosexual....just kidding, he's a homo.

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