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A massively joyful event for a dog - usually involving leftovers being passed down, or finding tasty roadkill
This steak is five days old - time for doggie christmas!
So he found this totally flat squirrel, and before I could stop him, it was like doggie christmas
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A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.
They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"
"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
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The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.
Can be used for revenge purposes.
"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."
"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."
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