stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

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kapow

(pronounced ka-PAY-yow)lifes cheat code. When used as a battle cry, the next action you take automaticaly succeeds. OR
A loud noise

KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!(throws a rock and blows up building)

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death throes

the final actions performed while dying. usually used to describe the act of taking down who ever killed you in a theatric and violent maner.

We were out of ammo, but the guy fianally died, though he did manage to pull a pin from a grenade. it was quite the death throes.

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negotiator

in a typical adventuring team, the person who socializes and talks information out of the rumor mill.

negotiator: well, I was kissing my way down his thigh when he mentioned...

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munchalurgy

an extreme form of munchology that uses seemingly volitle and inedible materials.

behold my latest feat of munchalurgy: the cayan, chili, and paintchip samich!!!!

boxed in

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

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take point

to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task

investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.

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