lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

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munchology

the art and science of making munchies

science, industry, and munchology: the Buger King dream!!!

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power house

in a typical adventuring team the hidden fire power of the group, typically frail looking but dangerous

power house: run, I'll handle them...

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old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

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pwner

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

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death throes

the final actions performed while dying. usually used to describe the act of taking down who ever killed you in a theatric and violent maner.

We were out of ammo, but the guy fianally died, though he did manage to pull a pin from a grenade. it was quite the death throes.

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stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

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