lesbian lover

someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn

did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv

44👍 80👎

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

414👍 190👎

illini

The name of the university of illini athletics team name.

The fighting Illini basketball team is kick ass

208👍 68👎

Matadors

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.

The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.

19👍 6👎

Turfucky

A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.

A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.

4👍 8👎

4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

129👍 89👎

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”