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someone who loves lesbians and loves to jackoff to lesbian porn
did you see that LESBIAN LOVER jacking off to that porn the other day it only took him 2 seconds to fuckin spluge all over the tv
44π 80π
when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!
414π 190π
The name of the university of illini athletics team name.
The fighting Illini basketball team is kick ass
208π 68π
Mascot of California State University, Northridge.
The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.
19π 6π
A turkey stuffed with 5 to 7lbs of calf liver and held at 98.6 deg F.
A Turducky is a boned chicken stuffed into a boned duck and then both are stuffed into a turkey. A Turfucky is similar.
4π 8π
the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.
dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.
129π 89π
someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is
That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game
10π 13π