soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

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Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.