Skibidiness

The measurement system of being considered Skibidi

"On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate John Pork's skibidiness?"

Skibitude

When someone is acting more Skibidi then usual. This would be someone with a Skibitude

"Brandon has a real Skibitude today. Someone needs to call Freakbob to put him in his place!"

Skibundous

Something is Skibundous when it is overflowing in Skibidiness

"John was acting so Skibundous today, he is so sigma"