A can of monster energy with a dead mouse at the bottom.
I was drinking a monster this afternoon and I got to the end of the can and saw a dead mouse at the bottom and found out I was actually drinking a mounster.
Fucking a girl from the back who is running a lemonade stand without her customers noticing.
Jeremiah was pulling of the biggest lemonade slam the other day.
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When you're banging a girl in a creek, pond, stream etc. and a leach somehow gets on your balls and starts sucking as you're fucking.
I was banging Tiffany in the creek and I got a leachball.
When you're driving in a red convertible like guy fieri and you're getting a blow job.
My girlfriend gave me a guy fieri job the other day.
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When urban dictionary denies your definition.
I sent in a definition to urban dictionary but they urban deny'd me.