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That one Grandma in that one YFM (Your Favourite Martian) music video.
Her username was changed to Slutty McButtSex and she wouldn't stop seducing Puff-Puff's friends.. Poor Puff..
"I made Granny join Facebook."- Puff
"Really, eh? You sure thas' a smart idea?"- Bri'ish Benatar
"No, she changed her damn username to Slutty McButtSex!!"- Puff
"Ah, Thas' a darn shame, ain't it? Not ya' cup of tea, is it?"- Bri'ish Benatar
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When your utterly confused by something either concerning or disturbing
Mom: Hey hun can you pass me the butter? Your dad ate all of it before he left.
You: What ð¿
A camboy on Chaturbate who is handsome as all hell, despite looking scarily similar to Norm from Stephen King's "The Mist" movie.
But it's okay because Norms hot too.
"Yo, Ajax, Sticky's online!!"- Me fr
"Omg fr!? We gotta go watch!!"- Ajax the poopshitting god
"Hell yeah brother, Man, I'd buy Sticky_soc's bathwater!"- Me fr
A harmless, wholesome word that sounds god-awful.
Used for people who are amazing at debates.
"Okay, Team Opposition wins this one."- Teacher
"Wow! We're such Master Debaters!"- Queen Charnuts
"....Yep!..."- Teacher, concerned now.
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Zarked, otherwise known as "Zonked" or "Zanxed", means to be absolutely brain dead and trippin balls. Typically used when someone is drop-dead drunk or high out of their mind, but it can be used for anything, as long as you're smelling colours and reading voices.
"Duuuuuude, I'm like... toootaaally Zarked rn..."
"Dawg go tf to sleep"