niggaopotomos

A large (definately considered obese) human being of African descent.

Damn, dawg! Check out that Niggapotomous goin' to that Chinese buffett! That nigga' gon' put dem outta bizness! Fo' shizzle!

teenage mutant ninja turtles

The shit. In a good way.

"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"

Lackey

Henchman or "Yes" Man.

I'm not your lackey so don't expect me to do it.