car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

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ATP

Ash Tray Pussy: malodorous feminine genital aroma resulting from excessive smoking.

Karen could significantly increase her re-date numbers if she could only lose her ATP.

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J bomb

Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.

Stacy's obsessive consumption of Jäegerbombs earned her the nickname "J bomb".

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P2P

Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.

Kevin's date with Patti ended early when she refused to go p2p.

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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

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schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

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slam-o-rama

Noun: a group sexual encounter; an orgy.

After the city shut down the "club", the slam-o-rama shifted from one location to another.

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