crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.

Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.

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Ashtray pussy

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.

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schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

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Ann Coulter Lite

Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.

Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.

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rope nazi

Noun: the goon who controls the velvet rope at the entrance to innumerable pretentious nightclubs; admitting only the favored few while rejecting the unhip-du-jour. Synonymous with "checklist nazi" in instances when the goon can actually read above a third-grade level.

Curtis the rope nazi at Alias was notorious for sliding the "inside" in exchange for a C-note from a dude, or a blow job from a chick.

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crackanoia

Noun: a crack cocaine-induced state of paranoia, usually temporary.

“Frank’s repeated binges and resultant crackanoia got him booted from Pete’s crib.”

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BOGO

American slang: Blow One, Get One. Oral sex performed in exchange for a favor or an item.

Dawn got a dub for the BOGO she did on Gary.

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