playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

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Shinogasm

(Noun)An orgasm caused by Mike Shinoda related events or objects.

Girl One: Look at this picture of Mike Shinoda. So hot, right?
Girl Two: Oh, my god! I just had a total Shinogasm!

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ssssss

The sound sand makes, apparently.

"According to the Naruto manga, the sound sand makes is ssssss.." - Me

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