The crackhead

When you ejaculate on your own arm in a line and the girl snorts it off.

Friend: Dude I didn't know you dealt.
Me: Ya last night my girl needed a fix so i drew up a line and gave her the crackhead.

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LeBroner

The unconditional love and admiration for NBA star LeBron James, resulting in an unparalleled man crush.

Chris: LeBron does it again! The guy's just a god.
Albert: Hey man, just cover up your LeBroner and sit back down. The games still going.

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