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A form of math with no meaning and sometimes no numbers. Generally, the easiest equation in unmath is this:
"Width x Gary = 2 Cans of Peas"
It has also been used famously by a certain large headed internet sensation. To quote:
"I say there, Homestar, butts 12 by pies?"
Most if not all mathematicians have dismissed unmath as bunk or some other kind of thing. But don't listen to them, because they pee sitting down.
Regardless, unmath has provided several answers to today's more complicated problems. And I know that if it weren't for me using unmath in high school, I wouldn't be the successful man sitting at this computer after waking up at 11:30 that I am today. Without unmath, I might be working at a job instead of relaxing in my mom's suburban home, unshaven and watching reruns of the Fresh Prince. I don't even have to take off my shoes in the house, 'cause I'm a man.
So if you're ever in a sticky situation, try unmath. I agree that it works 100% of the time.
Oh crap, there's a vicious pack of dogs chasing me! What to do? I know! *does unmath* Aha! Service Pump divided by the square root of a Moose is Johann to the Pants power! I won!
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1. A delicious food you put RIDICULOUS and WACKY condiments on. It is unknown just how HIGH you have to BE to DO something like that.
2. A particularly fine-ass deity.
"Today, I put...JELLY on this hot god."
- Sweet Bro
"That statue of Zeus is making me feel a little gay."
- Anonymous
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What you say whenever leaving a room full of people looking at you.
Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.
Sir Reginald: I see...
*awkward silence as everyone stares*
Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.
*leaves*
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1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.
Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left
2 - Good advice.
Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.
Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.
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A phrase often uttered in response to something to which you didn't know how to respond; A phrase so nonsensical it immediately wins any argument and bests other nonsense, causing all forms of argument and nonsense to cease due to extreme confusion on everybody's part.
(Please note that there have been rare occasions in which a person who hears 'penis luigi' responds as if it made complete sense, and even agrees with it. This could be due to levels of confusion so high that a brain lesion occurs, causing the hearer to go into a fit of temporary insanity.
Also note that 'penis luigi' seems to have little to no effect on insane persons in general.)
"You're an idiot, skrulls are fucking awesome!"
"Penis luigi."
or
"My hair is a bird. Your argument is--"
"Penis luigi."
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Like no other air in the world. It smells of cabbies and brings back memories of playing b-ball outside of the school. Many tourists visit Bel-Prince in order to chill out, max, and relax, often stopping to enjoy it's world famous fresh air.
It is a citywide custom to throw witless, glasses-wearing, washed-up rappers out of one's house through the front door. Traditionally in Bel-Prince, youths are raised by their uncles and have terrible fathers. This spawned the famous phrase, "How come he don't want me, man?"
There is a giant gold statue of Alfonso Ribeiro in the lobby of Bel-Prince city hall.
"My number one reason for coming is the fresh air of Bel-Prince." - Sir Patrick Stewart
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The most AWESOME FUCKING ROCK HARD PIECE OF LEGENDARY FOLKLORE EVER CREATED.
It's also a video game.
*kicks gnome upside the fucking head*
"BITCH GIMME YOUR MAGIC"
That's Golden Axe.
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