Chessiah

noun. Somebody that's really good at chess.

Dennis: Do you still play chess with Brian?

Gary: No, not at all. He's like the fucking Chessiah.

sailoring

verb.

1. Getting very drunk, cursing, chasing women, and singing dirty songs in public.

Mr. Whimple: Doris, any idea where our son is going tonight?

Mrs. Whimple: I assume he's going out sailoring with his buddies…

Mr. Whimple: (under his breath) Friggin bum...