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A title few men hold. In order to achieve it, one must put a condom on inside out and hope to God it doesnât break during the sex that ensues
I can proudly say that I am a Dakota Daredevil. Unfortunately, I'm also a father of triplets.
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What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)
My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore
When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies
Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.
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A spectacle that is created by pulling one's testicles out of the hole in their underwear and swinging them around.
I made a stupendulum for my girlfriend yesterday and now she won't talk to me.
A sexual situation in which a man is simultaneously watching Schindlerâs List and receiving a handjob
She gave me an Indiana Tear-Jerker last night; I've never felt so sad but so good at the same time
The name given to a bed that is a) used exclusively for sex, and b) is never cleaned or washed
Matthew: Where are you two gonna do it tonight?
Mark: The sex dumpster; where else?
When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down
I'm guessing my insurance doesn't cover Washington Cherry Trees, huh... Oh well.