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Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo
Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital
When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor
She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism
5π 2π
The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other
Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.
No we weren't!
Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!
3π 1π
When you have sex with your Starbucks barista
Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender
The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.
I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin
4π 6π
The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.
"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."
12π 2π
A slang term for gay (specifically man-on-man) sex
Laura: What were you two doing up there? It sounded like you were playing Connecticut Rugby
Harry: Ew! Mom!