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A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the womanâs nipples, resembling a crab
A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch
The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't
1. Deformed
2. Deranged
3. Dysfunctional
4. Defective
5. Demented
Someone who is ratchet is probably all of The Five D's
A slang term for crucifixion
Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!
A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins
I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!
The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers
I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock