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The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers
I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock
A game where many people drug themselves and have an orgy. Every hour, more drugs are taken. The person who stays awake the longest wins
I was at the craziest Cosby Carnival last night. This chick managed to stay awake for 4 hours!
A slang term for crucifixion
Sally: The Romans gave Jesus a Maine Manicure
Suzy: Stop calling it that!
A form of slave reparations in which a black man eats out a white girl, then suddenly bites her pubes and pulls them out with his teeth. If she becomes upset, he reminds her about slavery
Jamal gave me a Carolina Cottonpicker yesterday and at first I was really mad but then he reminded me about slavery
An act in which a person who has just completed sexual intercourse summersaults off the bed for no fucking reason
George: It's not an IOWA summersault; it's an Idaho summersault!
Grace: I don't care what it is; don't ever do it again
The moon goes around the Earth in one day; therefore a moonyear is one day.
The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face
I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't