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When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark nâ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
A sunburned micropenis
Chad went to the nude beach yesterday and now he has a Florida fire ant
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A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.
I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!
I met a family of Amish red-heads; it was like being surrounded by Nebraskan leprechauns
A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)
There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly
1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse
The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival
A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis
Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip