FUMS

Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome

Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.

Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.

John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”

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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”

bhauwlth

the proper spelling of both when you've said the word both too many times and it starts to sound weird.

"You ever realize how weird the word both sounds?"
"Yeah, sounds like there should be an l in there."
"Definitely needs more letters. Bhauwlth."