n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.
n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula.
"Gah, you're such a crotch pirate."
"Tim is THE crotch pirate.."
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vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.
n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.
vb. - "He crotched himself."
n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."
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