carpe piem

Never miss a chance to go to the bathroom - seize the opportunity to pee.

Before a long car ride you always have to carpe piem.
We are not stopping; mommy told you to carpe piem at the last rest stop.
I don't care if you don't have to go - carpe piem is not our family motto for nothing.

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fuckle

When you can't help laughing at a funny meme, post, or article on a topic that absolutely infuriates you. Combination of fury and chuckle.

Did you see Wonkette 's latest on Trump's assholery? I fuckled so hard I spat.

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