Burt Cash

Money or other valuables used for the purchase of marijuana.

Jim wanted to split some weed with me, so I asked for his burt cash before I gave him his half

Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit

Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’