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umami

A "flavor enhancing" cheaper type of MSG. Ostensibly defined as "savory", yet it is more "PUNGENT". If it's a fifth sense, it is the one we evolved to recognize as food poisoning. This rancid fecal smell/taste was popularized by Trader Joe's meats.

You call that savory? Did a sick baboon sit on your face? That restaurant is wafting umami like rotten rodent chili cabbage antifreeze boiling under an outhouse and masked with spice.

by Sperloid April 25, 2021

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Sterling

Nomenclature comes from "Little Star"
These days, it is used to praise one's performance or reputation as: "Genuine; true; pure; of great value or excellence".

All of that hard work showed with such a sterling performance.

by Sperloid March 28, 2023


lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018


Virtue Signaling

A virtue signaler is a trendy poser ego-maniac who perplexes old school trailblazing liberals. Their ego takes precedence over the actual issue, and it's painfully obvious. It's also a great rebuttal tp a meritless claim that one is racist.

Debator: Remember when we all used to get along? At least it seemed that way. Now social media is perpetuating shock value and BLM seems to have been hijacked by violence.
Virtue signaler: You're just racist. Black Lives Matter!
Debator: Yes they do! What you don't know is that they matter more than your virtue signaling.

by Sperloid August 3, 2022

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Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 23, 2021