Maryalissa

A sweet strong-willed intelligent beauty, sometimes fresh. Knows her own mind. Knows what she wants, but asks herself before getting it "Do I need it". A rare quality in females!!

That girl is so smart she's a Maryalissa !!

Apple

The Record label started by Paul McCartney & John Lennon, of the Beatles. Long ago before Apple computers were out of diapers !!

I have all the Beatles records on all their labels including Apple that they own.

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Catch and Sniff

A play on the phrase "Scratch and Sniff" Smelling your own fart by cupping the air around your butt with your hand, after farting, and bringing it to your nose.

I hope my farts don't smell too bad ... I'm going to have to "Catch and Sniff", to make sure, because I have a hot date tonight.

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Spam you

Sending random nonsense messages to friends and family, but meant in a fun,and loving, non threatening way.

Dad : Hey feel free to send me pixof you and my granddaughter anytime.
Daughter : ok daddy.. I'll 'SPAM YOU' from time to time..

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