Connor

He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.

Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?

Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.

Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?

Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.

Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?

Dude 2: I'm down.