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When you didnât actually know sheâs 10 so you got her pregnant. You arenât allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because youâre a gross motherfucker
I accidentally pulled a dirty rowen. Now Iâm in prison
When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and itâs not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasnât into it, I thought she would love it!!
When you passionately fuck a call of duty character til you ejaculate 92 and a half times then pass out in the trenches
Damnnn I just did a dirty arietta