Stupidgan

a person that is vegan, but stupid enough to get drunk on a party full of bully and forced to eat real meat.

I'm stupidgan because I ate meat while drunk thinking it was imposible meat.

Spicygan

A vegan that eats spicy food.

I'm a spicygan cuz I only eat vegan spicy food and smell my own farts.

Persian

Persia is not longer a city neither a country, so Persians are duchy Iranians that do not want to be call Iranians...

I'm Persian, but I can not point on the map where Persia is located