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GOP

Grumpy old party

Republicans are the GOP, or the grumpy old party

by Spicyspectrum March 20, 2021

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Voter Amnesia

When someone forgets all the bad things a politician has done in their time in office, and then proceeds to vote for them again.

Voter amnesia is very common in the United States.

by Spicyspectrum April 28, 2021

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Critical Race Theory

The latest “bogeyman” for conservatives.

Conservative: Now I have noet the closest idea as to what critical race theory is, but I sure as hell HATE ITZ GUTTZZZ!!!!!

by Spicyspectrum July 21, 2021

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Bussy Bile

Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many benefits and uses. Because of this, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.

Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm. Later that day he he way brewing a stew with his bussy bile in the toilet.

Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak into the sewers and collect the bile for profit.

Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bike fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bike for his arthritis.”

by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024

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Bussy Bile

Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many uses and benefits. As such, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.

Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm, and later he was brewing a stew made from his own bussy bile in the toilet.

Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.

Some time later:

Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”

by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024

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MAGA Hat

Seeing this object in a person’s head is a dead giveaway of their low IQ.

That guy’s wearing a MAGA hat. I estimate his IQ to be well below zero.

by Spicyspectrum April 27, 2021

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Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.

My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.

by Spicyspectrum April 13, 2021

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