jizznep

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

Jizznep

The way the disneys logo looks like it’s spelled but it’s pronounced this way

“Let’s go to jizznep”
“Tf did you just say??”

Aw nips

It’s an expression

“Hey dude sorry I crashed your car by accident”
“Aw nips :(“

Mrast

Breast cancer that is hyper localized in your nipple. Contracted after getting your tits jizzed on

“Thanks random dude now I have mrast”

resamtaurant

A restaurant where the staff and food are all exclusively people named Sam

“Wanna go to the resamtaurant?”

“Ooo yes I’ve really been craving some sam recently”

resamtaurant

Slang purposeful misspelling of restaurant

Resamtaurant

pumpchup

All the fluid that comes from having sex with your girlfriend while she’s on her period then you put it in a ketchup bottle to prank your friends

“Hey man want some pumpchup?”
“What the hell is pumpchup???”