Bra Ahh

The sound made by a well endowed woman after unlatching her brasserie after a long tight day.

Man, it must have been a long day at work. I could hear Sue's Bra Ahh from the other room when she finally set the girls free.

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Exhalative

A form of audible punctuation usually indicating disbelief or sarcasm. Exhalatives are usually added to the end of a sarcastic sentence. Various dialects can indicate various nuances of the level of distrust or sarcasm. Exhalatives are formed by forcing a short exhale through pursed lips sounding like "pfffff" or through the tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth creating "Pssssh" or "Chsssh" or a combination. While spelling may vary, the exhalative exists in all modern languages.

An IRS agent called me to today to tell me he would like to help me with my tax return. Pssssh. Riiight. Pardon my exhalative, but the IRS is gonna help me???? ...Pfffff.

Colonist Shuffle

A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.

"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."

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