Sceneility

A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"

My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!

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WoWting

When a guild or group of World Of Warcraft players, sometimes from diverse locations, get together to go on an outing or activity in real life.

"Dude, wanna give that game a rest, and come out into the real world?"

"What do you mean!?! I was just on a WoWting to the zoo last week! I met my tank in person!"

Going Greek

Much like the common term "Going Dutch", Going Greek differs in that the person who has arranged the date pays nothing. Rather than splitting the cost of the meal, the invitee pays for the entire check.

After having done so, the person who pays nothing will still expect the date to progress to an intimate coupling without any concern for the feelings of the invitee.

A Good Example is the The Greece-Europe Bailout of 2010

Also:

"Hey, Do you mind covering this?"

"What? I thought we were going Dutch!"

"Yeah, uh... I'm kinda broke right now..."

"You have got to be kidding!"

"Well... uh... I'm sorry, really... but... afterward we could still go back to my place...."

"I would never agree to going Greek with you!"

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Soti

Smirking on the Inside - an IM reference to replace the overused "LOL", in which instance people are most often not actually laughing out loud.

soti!

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Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"