Tan Dan

describes a boy/man who is neither Tan, nor is named Dan.
Usually pale skin with curly hair. Frequently wears hats for added 'swagger' and to conceal repulsive jew curls.

Dude, did you see that Tan Dan trying to get on that chick? What a complete faggot!

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Jizz Piss

the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.

Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.

Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!

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Athtweet

Athtweet
/ath/tweet/

noun
1. a 'Tweet' posted to 'Twitter' via an Athlete

Athweeting
/ath/tweet/ing

verb

1. the action of an athlete creating a 'Tweet'

An 'athtweet' is a thought or expression which originates in the mind of an athlete, and in turn, delivered to its followers through the social networking hub, Twitter. As many athletes lack a sufficient level of literacy, an 'athtweet' is often delivered with poor grammar and contains misspellings. As athletes are paid for their physical abilities, the thought or expression is likely to contain high levels of ignorance

New York Jets cornerback, Antonio Cromartie's Athtweet:

“Man we have to have the most nasty food of any team. Damn can we upgrade 4 str8 years the same ish maybe that’s y we can’t we the SB we need.”

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