combat kip

short nap usually taken before a night out before "battle commences" with the objective of having more energy later.

Steve: What time are we going out on the piss tonight?

Martin: I am Knackered so I am having a combat kip before we go.

dishwasher chess

When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.

After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.

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scupper

When a man leans forward, legs apart and has his nackers slapped from side to side by another person.

When Jeremy bent forward, he was scuppered by Tony.

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clatbag

someone that is dirty

katie never washes because she is such a clatbag

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